"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving your dog only two of them."
~~Phil Pastoretm Newspaper Enterprise Assn~

"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?"
~Unknown~

"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours."
~-Anonymous~

"Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies."
~Adrienne Gusoff~

"The difference between cats and dogs is, dogs come when they are called, cats take a message and get back to you."
~Unknown~

"Things that upset a terrier go virtually unnoticed by a great dane."
~Unknown~

"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky."
~Unknown~

"The reason a dog has so many friends is he wags his tail instead of his tongue"
~Unknown~

"Folks will know how large your soul is by how you treat your dog."
~Unknown~

"Like many other much loved humans, they believed they owned their dogs instead of realizing that their dogs owned them"
~Unknown~

"Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well behaved person around the house to spread the dogs blanket for him or bring him his supper when he comes home man tired at night"
~Unknown~

"In order to keep a true perspective of ones importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him"
~Dereke Bruce~

"Dogs lives are too short. Their only fault, really"
~Agnes Sligh Turnbull~

"You think that dogs will not be in heaven?? I tell you, they will be there before any of us"
~Louis Stevenson~

"The plain fact that my dog loves me more than I love her is undeniable, and always fills me with a certain amount of shame"
~Konrad Lorenz~

"My sunshine doesn't come from the skies, it comes from the love in my dogs eyes"
~Unknown~

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
~Unknown~

"Everyone needs a spiritual guide: a minister, rabbi, counselor, wise friend, or therapist. My own wise friend is my dog. He has deep knowledge to impart. He makes friends easily and doesn't hold a grudge. He enjoys simple pleasures and takes each day as it come.... Best of all, he befriends me with an unconditional love that human beings would do well to imitate."
~Gary Kowalski~

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
~Ben Williams~

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies."
~Gene Hill~

"The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time"
~Winston Pendelton~

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives"
~ Rita Rudner~

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives"
~ Sue Murphy~

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult"
~ Rita Rudner~

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater....suggest that he wear a tail."
~ Fran Lebowitz~

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
~ Roger Caras~

"Dogs are our links to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace" ~ Milan Kundera

"Its a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear" ~ Norm, on "Cheers"

"He's your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" ~ Unknown

"My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am" ~Unknown~

"Creatures can win their place without even uttering a word." ~Unknown~