The Back Door
You walk down a hallway that isn't lit at all. You hear a muffled laugh. Very curious. I hope you're brave.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" the Mystery Cat leaps right in front of your face. "It's nice to see you leave!"
"Macavity!" Matty scolds from the front door. Macavity is very loud.
Mac: *looks at Matty and whines* what Matty?! I'm trying to be mean!!
Matty: Mac... I know you're trying to be evil, but let's face it. You're just not. So let the good people out.
Mac: *pouts* But Matty!
Matty: No buts. And don't forget to tell them about the tunnels and Teazer's Road Map.
Mac: *Sighs* FINE....
Matty: Well...? Go on! Tell them! Macavity, if I have to get your sister....
Mac: I'm goin'! I'm goin'!! *to you (the audience)* There are two ways to leave. You can go through the Tunnels, or you can go visit Teazer and she'll give you road maps to get outa here.
Matty: THANK you. Anyway--
Alonzo: Where's my life-size poster of Bombalurina?!
Mac: *mumbles under his breath* I AM evil...
Matty: Okay, Mac, whatever you say... Which poster was is Lon?
Alonzo: Ohh, the one where she was in this really sexy position, straddling --
Matty: *face contorts* Haven't seen it...
Teazer: *makes a face* Alonzo... if you EVER say anything like that... I promise to hunt you down and throw up on you... *turns to you* Now... if you would like to leave, here is a Road Map. We hope you've enjoyed your stay
Matty: *sticks tongue out at Alonzo* Why don't you go play with Mac and have one of your brotherly chats? *waves to you* Have a nice day! *glares at Alonzo* Unlike him...
Mac: Yea! Have an evil day!!
Teazer: *whaps him in the back of the head* shut up Mac, I'm more evil than you are...
Mac: *runs off crying*
Matty: What a dork...
->>Walk through Tunnels (WEBRINGS)
->>Follow Rumpelteazer's Road Map (LINKS)
->>Take a look into our Awards Case
->>Meet the Webdudes
P.S.>>Don't ever let me catch you here again!
EVERBODY: MACAVITY!!!
