Hello? Oh, uh hi Bomby. Bomby, I really don’t have time now… what? That’s wonderful, congrats to Demi and Munku. Haven’t they had enough kittens? Munku needs to calm down or something… what? Um, er, Bomb you know how I feel about… *lowers voice* pregnancy… I know you do, dear, but I’m not ready to be screwin’ around…. Bomb, I don’t have time for this, I’m kinda doing something… No no, shh! I wouldn’t ever sleep with someone without you. That’s not what I mean! Wait, ask me multiple choice, I’m good at those! Bom, don’t cry! I’m just… trying to do a puzzle! Yes, that’s all I’m doing! I promise. {seductive voice is heard from Lon’s side} “Come on Lon… the blankets are ready.” Um, I gotta go! We can talk about this later! ::Hangs Up::
Later…
Bombalurina: Matty
Hello? Yeah, this is Matty. Um, is Lonz with you? Really? Really? REALLY?!?! Wow… is he okay—I mean, still have pulse? Yes, I’m serious. Are for real? Or is this like the time you told me Pouncival moved to China? Well what condition is he in? Ugh, besides bad. You broke my big brother's nose?! Don’t you know that could kill him?! Funny, Bomb, funny. This is serious! Do you realize how bad you would have felt if you killed him? He was with who? WHO?!?!?! CASSANDRA?!?!!? WHERE IS HE, I’LL REALLY BREAK HIS NOSE!!!!!!!