Bombalurina&Victoria's Gossip Booth
After a very LONG temporary shut down recess, the two very DIFFERENT duo are back! The last time they were at the shack was back when this place on expage, but is now on angelfire. They went away on SEPARATE trips, Victoria to the Bahamas, Bombalurina to the Equator somewhere. Anywho, they’re back, madder at each other then ever. But they’ll make it...we hope.
UPDATED RECORDING HERE!!!!
Tugger's Pelvic Thrusts
Bombalurina: *looks at a picture of Tugger and sight dreamily, then glares at Vicki suspiciously*
Victoria: You're glaring at me suspiciously!? I'm not the one drooling over a picture of Tugger....
Bom: You are always trying to get all over my baby...
Vic: Oh really now?? Well, if memory serves me correctly, Tugger was the one doing his little.... pelvic thrust thingies towards ME. What's up with those anyway??
Bom:Well if you weren't face-to-face-below-the-waist with him all the time...
Vic: *glares* I am NOT always face-to-face-below-the-waist!!
Bom: You are so! Gawd, I mean, not that he doesn't have a picture-perfect you-know-what.... but I thought you were on Misto or Plato or something?
Vic: Well at least I wasn't so desprate that I let Pounce rub his stinky little butt against me!!
Bom: That's because you have a gang bang in your bedroom! And I don't let him
Vic: WHAT?! You do too let him! You even rubbed your paw against his thigh... *Shudders*
Bom: *looks at her front paws and purrs to herself* Well he has nice thighs, so what?! That's doesn't make me a SLUT, like someone in this room!
Vic: Me... a slut?? Bomb you should really get some help about your self denial.
Bom: Self denial? Stop covering up your... your... secret career.
Vic: Getting desprate on the come backs, are we???
Bom: Well it's true.
Vic: Oh really??? and what exactly is this "secret career" of mine??
Bom: Do you know the word "hooker"?!
Vic: you mean the word that discribes your mom? Yea I do
Bom: *hisses* You leave my mother out of this!
Vic: *Snickers* Touchy touchy...
*pokes her head in* Guys! We are not PAYING you to be off-topic!
Vic: You're not paying us period....
Matty: No, we weren't paying you because you're not working! Now get going! Tugger's Pelvic Thrusts! *slams the door*
Vic: Well SORRY that I'm not obsessed with Tugger's hips
Bom: I am not! I just happen to be in love...
Vic: With his..... package
Bom: Oh shut up, let's move on.
Vic: Why DOES he do those all the time, Bomb?
Bom: He has a lot to show.
Vic: *Falls over laughing* And you would know!!!
Bom: *proudly* I would.
Vic: *looks sickened*
Bom: Oh come on, Plato told everyone what you two did after the Ball!
Vic: At least I'm not PROUD of it!! And you wonder why I call YOU a slut
Bom: You call me a slut?! *raises her fists* Come 'ere, take your best shot!
Vic: I wouldn't waste my time
Bom: *takes a swing*
Matty: Guys! Stop *pulls Bom back* Switch topics or something, just stop!
Vic: I'm not doing anything!! Bomb's the one getting all hot 'n' bothered!
Matty: Vic! Bom! Just quit bickering a work!
Vic: *crosses arms* I WAS working until someone who will remain nameless, BOMBS, started to freak out
Matty: *announces* Change topic!!!!
Etcetera Rubbing Her Head Between Tugger's Legs
Vic: Okay, we all know Ecty's OBSESSED with Tugger... but isn't this going a bit too far??
Bom: *dreamily* Not once you get down there...
Vic: *puts a paw on her stomach* I think... I'm gonna be sick
Bom: Anyway, in all seriousness...
Vic: Maybe our next topic should be: "Who's the bigger slut, Bombs or Ecty?"
Bom:*slaps her* Etcetera is not a slut.
Vic: *hisses* no, but you are!
Bom: *spats*
Vic: stupid evil... *mumbles*
Bom: *hisses and swings a fist* Anyway...
Vic: Don't MAKE me go Jerry Springer on your fat butt!
Bom: Oh hush!
Vic: *crosses arms*
Bom: Now, about Etcy...
Vic: And her rubbing her head against.......... against....
Bom: Oh nuts.
Vic: What?
Bom: Nothin', just thought that was a clever way of putting Etcy's choice anatomy section.
Vic: I wouldn't be talking if I were you Bomb...
Bom: But thank Everlasting you're not, that would be too humiliating.
Vic: *glares angrily* anyway... back to the topic
Bom: What else is there to say?
Vic: Go ta hell.
Any comments or ideas should be e-mailed to Matty to be forwarded to Bombalurina, TabbyDog@mailcity.com, or to Rumpelteazer to be forwarded to Victoria, Rumpelteazer@n2dancing.com
