There is darkness all around you, not a thing to be seen. The darkness is so thick, not even Macavity or Mistoffelees could see though. Only a pair of golden eyes glare at you. "I suppose you've come to Odd Ball Hall to find the odd things in life, that, {sigh}, don't have anywhere else to be.
Matty: Couldn't you come from the darkness a little?
Trav: Yeah, yer really mysterious, and you came to our office in a black mysterious cape, but we'd really like to see more. *Matty nods, Mark just watches carefully*
Mysterious Cat: *sighs* I am... *light flickers on* Ballerina Cat! *cape flies open and a really dirty cat has on a big bright pink tutu and ballet slippers. Travie's mouth hangs wide open; Mark looks at Matty who has cocked an eyebrow and is shaking her head sadly*