WARNING! Some of the stuff on this list iaren't fit for kittens (even though they were made by a kitten), so please be careful!
By Matropolis
*Don’t wear mirrors on your shoes, it’s not funny anymore
*Don’t ask me to eat yellow snow and tell me it’ll taste like Lemon
*It’s best not to make the “sh” sound until your best friend yells out “Sugar Ray”, you’ll lose your life before then (it’s a joke between Trav and I…)
*Don’t call me a bastard and tell me it’s a male dog
*Whoever invented 8 periods of school should be drove out into the street and shot
*Don’t say “bite me” and wait for someone to follow through
*If you put peroxide in my shampoo I’m going to find out sooner or later
*Don’t wait for Prince Charming or Lady Luck to come carry you away, they aren’t made that away anymore
*Don’t accidently drop the biscuits in the water and then wash the table with them, that’s digusting
*Nobody cares (that sounded lame, but it’s true!)
*Listen to Weird Al, that man knows what he’s talking about..way to much Jerry Springer…
*Don’t yell “Go ‘N SYNC!” at a Backstreet Boys concert. That’s just stupid.
*It’s not bad to irritate people, it’s best to get to them before they get to you, right?
*Stop gasping everytime your older sister swears. It’s not like you’ve never heard that bullshit anyway (sent out to Chi-Chi and Devon)
*Mommy, look, it's Paddington! (you have to watch the Mad TV episode where Paddington flashes people)
*I hope Kristi Dence reads this and knows we hate her... I also hope she doesn't know we wrote it...
*Don't go to Super Bowl parties brought to you by women. They give you littel Kabobs and finger sandwiches. Guys dig right into the good stuf.
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