A Young College Girl Working 7 days a week,
Working 62 hours just to make ends meet.
She placed herself in the Quarter Pound Combo of Sorrow,
Because she's sold her soul to the fast food Devil.
(Chorus) She's a Fast Food Prostitute.
She's a Chicken Frying Whore and a Burger Flippin' Bitch.
She's a Fast Food Prostitute.
Selling All Beef Sin at Everyday low prices.
Well this little lady, she's got herself a pimp.
Her Manager Herb, a Weird haired little gimp.
She Suggestive Sells her Body, so one day she can get ahead.
But what she don't realize, she's here till she's dead.
Cause Whether or not she likes to believe it she's a...
Fast Food Prostitute
A Sexual Sandwich Artist, an All Beef Bimbo
She's a Fast Food Prostitute
She won't admit it to ya, but she's a Big McHo!
Would You like Fries with that?
(Guitar Solo)
She's Got her Two All Beef Patties,
and for a price, she'll aim to please.
Customer Satisfaction is Number 1.
As she grabs your sub, and gets on her knees!
Her Soul has been replaced by a Kaiser Roll and she's a...
Fast Food Prostitute!
She's a French Fried Slut and a Ice Cream Skank!
She's a Fast Food Prostitute!
It's High Cholesterol Sin, and over 1 Billion Served!
She's a Fast Food Prostitute!
a Chicken Fryin' Whore and a Burger Flippin' Bitch!
She's a Fast Food Prostitute!
a Sexual Sandwich Artist, an all beef Bimbo!
FAST FOOD PROSTITUTE!
Minimum Wage My Ass! She's Nothing But a....
FAST FOOD PROSTITUTE!
And She's lookin' to sell you a Combo or Two!
(Copyright 1997 ForchMan Stuff Inc.)
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