GRANDMASTER: PNS Pete Matthey 0408289562
GRANDMASTER: SLOPS Andy Hislop 0417005669
HASH CASH: SCRUBBER Terry Jenkins 0408242084
BEERMASTER:BUPS Dave Hill 0418133464
TRAILMASTER: KOALA Billy Krieger 0407489878
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Run #13
Koalas Epic opposite UNMILHOSP
Bloody Yank was able to draw the crowd in today with this epic all on flat ground. The scene started like this: 29 vigilant hares turned up knowing the yank had set his first virginal run in East Timor (and NO it wasnt Rent-A-Crowd). Newbies galore again today as we got the burst of shit from the Hare. On On down past the hospital we went. Big Cohuna and Heartstarter way out in front, this being unusual but they were there. On to the first falsie which threw everyone including Woofter and Viking as the calls were going out. On back towards the airfield then a sharp right and a good run down the nd of the strip and on to the beach. At this stage the beach screwed most hashers even Flasha Fucker and Diak as the sand was shit to run on. On up to the mouth of the river we went, and this started to slow the FRBs down. The trail kept appearing through the swamp that we trudged through. Slops decided to do the FIRST brown eye with Hash in East Timor and the sun shone brightly. A big long run home which absolutely routed everyone but the one thought that keprt the pack going was the thought of the piss at the end of the run and it was COLD. So not a bad run !!
Down Downs: Koala The Yank who was the hare and justifiably deserved the down down.
Slops Pissing off to Darwin with the UN and relinquishing the RA job
Lambie Greg Bruces new hash name
Velcro Ian Swneys new hash name
Grundies Millies new hash name
Frilly Neck & Gecko New hash names for the two from Portugal
Felize Jones The first East Timorese to run Hash
New Runners Dave, Dylan, Bahre and Yaru
Cumming Events:
20-22OCT Sydney Bushrangers 700th Wisemans Ferry NSW
$120 for the weekend
14SEP Sydney Thirsty H3 Pre Olympics Opening Ceremony
16SEP Gold Coast Joint RED DRESS Charity Run
23-24SEP Tamborine Mtn Berging Comp.
30SEP Mandurah 800th
Cumming Runs:
RUN 14 30JUL Turtle & Woofter Oval next to FLSS on left going towards Liquica past the Comoro roundabout
RUN 15 06AUG Bups Bob Marley Run. (Wear a BM T-Shirt or shorts) Bamboo Rest. 1.3km from Timor Aid turnoff
RUN 16 13AUG Nobody & PNS Revenge Run & AGPU Behind Pertanima Oil Refinery along the beach Rd. Look for the Mudmap
RUN 17 20AUG Grundies & FOD Farewell Run 4.2km from Timor Aid turnoff to Jesus Statue
RUN 18 27AUG Scrubber
RUN 19 03SEP Viking
AGPU. (Annual General Piss Up). Slops and PNS have to hand over the reigns of the club to some hashers who are going to be here for a little while longer, so this will be the first AGPU in East Timor. So, be there and vote in a new mismanagement
The mismanagement positions are as follows:
Grand Master or the GM Wee Willy
Asst Grand Master or AGM
On Sex Secretary
R.A or Religious Advisor or GOD Porky Yeh !!
Hash Horn
Beer Master Phuck Nose
Hash Cash
Trailmaster Koala
ON ON
PNS