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Run #14
Woofter & Turtles paddle through the mud hole
Dear Mum
I was very excited today because all these nice men like Mr Wee Willy and Mr Slopsy told me all about this thing called hash. I have heard of it mum and I thought I could smoke it but mummy, these innocent looking boys convinced me it was running and I had to be there cos’ it was fun. I turned uo very scared to this run and there were millionssssssss of people there, big and a lot of little boys even had a Mr Porky, mum and he was horrible cos he kept touching me going baa baa little boy. 40 of these people started running through the village mum and I was scared for them cos it was horrible mum people running and walking everywhere. Mum, I even saw Mr G4’s old girlfriend she kept going oink oink, must’ve had something up her nose mum.We ran in a cloud of dust up this hill and this nice little old lady by the name of All Night Long helped me, mum but she was walking and I was running veeeery veeeery fast mummy, it was so exciting that I nearly wet my little willy. We found this lake and all these people were running veeery fast tring to catch up to me. We ran and we ran and we ran and we ran till I couldn’t run anymore mummy I was so tired. And guess what mummy there was this ‘nother big hill. Mr Koala said horrible words mummy like ‘poofter and poo poo and things like that it was so awful mummy I nearly wet my little willy again. I got to the top of the hill mummy, I had to as Mr Hubcap was behind me and I was scared all the time. But mummy, you know what I was really excited when we got home cos I made some new friends like Bouncy and Mr Boo Boo and Ilean and Mr FOD. Mummy I miss you but I’m going to have fun with these nice people and I like running with them.
Down Downs: Woofter – Hare
All the way from Gambia for leaning on the wall. New hash name Ilean
Heap of new runners
Woofter again for trying to put shit on the GM and RA
Carlitu – 2nd East Timorese runner
Toni Robinson – new runner with new name - Bouncy
Cumming Events:
20-22OCT Sydney Bushrangers 700th Wisemans Ferry NSW $120 for the weekend
14SEP Sydney Thirsty H3 Pre Olympics Opening Ceremony
16SEP Gold Coast Joint RED DRESS Charity Run 23-24SEP Tamborine Mtn Berging Comp.
30SEP Mandurah 800th
Cumming Runs:
RUN 15 06AUG Bups Bob Marley Run. (Wear a BM T-Shirt or shorts) Bamboo Rest. 1.3km from Timor Aid turnoff
RUN 16 13AUG Nobody & PNS Revenge Run & AGPU – Behind Pertanima Oil Refinery along the beach Rd. Look for the Mudmap
RUN 17 20AUG Grundies & FOD Farewell Run 4.2km from Timor Aid turnoff to Jesus Statue
RUN 18 27AUG Scrubber
RUN 19 03SEP Viking
Run 20 10SEP Ilean
Run 21 17SEP Latrine
AGPU. (Annual General Piss Up). Slops and PNS have to hand over the reigns of the club to some hashers who are going to be here for a little while longer, so this will be the first AGPU in East Timor. So, be there and vote in a new mismanagement
The mismanagement positions are as follows:
Grand Master or the GM Latrine
Asst Grand Master or AGM Hubcap
On Sex – Secretary Porky
R.A or Religious Advisor or GOD Wee Willy
Hash Horn Mr X
Beer Master Phuck Nose
Hash Cash Scrubber
Trailmaster Koala
ON ON
PNS
