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RUN # 15 BUPS RETURNS TO THE BOB MARLEY RUN
Down on the beach we waited for this intrepid stuffin run to start. The hashers kept cumming from no where and we ended up with 45 runners tonite. The book took ages to sign as we went around and met all the newbies. It’s amazing Slops pisses off to Darwin and the numbers swell just like he does every morning. The revenge was in Bup’s eyes as we headed off up the road. On On and farkin’ On Up. The locals thought it was great watching all these poofters running just to get back to the piss. The first cheque cum up and everyone started back down only to find out it was back up and up and up. Loose Moose was helping Nobody up the hill cos’ Nobody hurt her footsies. Hundreds of locals jeered and booed with oh joyous joy as they saw these fine athletic specimens of beer swilling yobbos go thundering through their villages. Bups turned up halfway with water to quench everyones thirst, the poofter where was the piss. Nobody ?? wanted water but we told him to piss off and kept running on on. Woofter was up the front today for a change and FOD did a bloody big Short Cut following Cat and Flash Fucker home. Down the back of ICRC we ran till we smelt that inevitable smell of cold piss. Whats wrong with Carlitu and Feliz our two resident Timorese hashers. They’re the first two in each week to get the piss.
Not a bad run for Bups
Down Downs: BUPS – Hare
Oyster & Babs – New hashers to the club
Heap of new runners including CATS – why the name ??? All the way from Kosovo She could be the new GM cos’ she’s better lookin than Slops and Latrine
Take note that Wee Willy was watching the proceedings today prior to taking over as the religious Adviser next week.
Hash Dinner next TUE 15AUG – 1915 (that’s ¼ past 7 for you coppers and civvies) at the Super Wok just past Toyota on the way into Dili town. Be there !! Everyone join us
Cumming Events:
20-22OCT Sydney Bushrangers 700th Wisemans Ferry NSW $120 for the weekend
14SEP Sydney Thirsty H3 Pre Olympics Opening Ceremony
16SEP Gold Coast Joint RED DRESS Charity Run
23-24SEP Tamborine Mtn Berging Comp.
30SEP Mandurah 800th
Cumming Runs:
RUN 16 13AUG Nobody & PNS Revenge Run & AGPU – Behind Pertanima
Oil Refinery along the beach Rd. Look for the Mudmap
RUN 17 20AUG Grundies & FOD Farewell Run 4.2km from Timor Aid turnoff to Jesus Statue
RUN 18 27AUG Scrubber
RUN 19 03SEP Viking
Run 20 10SEP Ilean
Run 21 17SEP Latrine
Run 22 24SEP Flash Fucker & Skip
AGPU. (Annual General Piss Up). Slops and PNS have to hand over the reigns of the club to some hashers who are going to be here for a little while longer, so this will be the first AGPU in East Timor. So, be there and vote in a new mismanagement
The mismanagement positions are as follows:
Grand Master or the GM Latrine
Asst Grand Master or AGM Kali
On Sex – Secretary Porky
R.A or Religious Advisor or GOD Wee Willy
Hash Horn Mr X
Beer Master
Hash Cash Scrubber
Trailmaster Koala
ON ON
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