PUDDLEJUMPERS
HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
DILI, EAST TIMOR
Founded 7MAY00
By Slops & PNS
GRANDMASTERS: PNS – Pete Matthey 0408289562
SLOPS – Andy Hislop 0417005669
HASH CASH: SCRUBBER – Terry Jenkins
BEERMASTER: BUPS – Dave Hill
TRAILMASTER: KOALA – Billy Krieger
ON SEX: PNS 0408289562
Run # 9
THE ABBATOIR - KALAY
We’re doing something right cos’ we had 29 runners today from all over the world including Norway and New Zealand (Baa Baa!!). or was it the prowess that Kalay was a virginal hare never having set a trail before. On On up the road till we got to a cheque then on back past the start. The locals appeared everywhere not really knowing about this pack of poofters running around the streets only to get back and have a beer. Past the old UN HQTRS we went then on up to a falsie. The pack still pretty close with G4 up the front with Koala. On back we went surprising all the locals running through their property ‘Diak Kalay’ and ‘Butarde’ we yelled being very versed in the East Timor language. The hills arrived and our mate from Gambia said ‘No woories’ and off he went. Hashers were everywhere and yet they plodded on up to another falsie trail which caught everyone out, and the back runners were all of a sudden FRB’s. New Moose was leading the way through the local villages, the locals loving it as they hadn’t seen so many people since the invasion. On down to another cheque which virtually spelt the On Home. Not a bad run for a virgin
Down Downs:
Kalay – Virgin HareThe 5 boys from Singapore
Emma – New runner
G4 & Geoff Hill – new runners
Ribeino & Hartins from Portugal & new runners & cumming late
Arnt – New runner from Norway
Steve & Toney – for cumming late
Cumming Events:
Sydney Bushrangers 700th Wisemans Ferry NSW 20-22OCT $120 for the weekend
Cumming Runs:
RUN 10 02JUL PNS & Nobody 4.2km from Timor Aid turnoff to Jesus Statue
RUN 11 09JUL Wee Willy & Porky
RUN 12 16JUL Hubcap
RUN 13 23JUL Koala
RUN 14 30JUL New Moose
RUN 15 06AUG Bups
RUN 16 13AUG Slops & Nobody’s Revenge Run
RUN 17 20AUG PNS & G’sB Farewell Run
RUN 18 27AUG Scrubber
Virus Report
Lewinsky virus
- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone what it did.Ronald Regan virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Mike Tyson virus – Quits after two bytes
Prozac virus – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care
Viagra virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
ON ON
PNS