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PUDDLEJUMPERS

HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

DILI, EAST TIMOR

Founded 7MAY00

By Slops & PNS

 

GRANDMASTERS: PNS – Pete Matthey 0408289562

SLOPS – Andy Hislop 0417005669

HASH CASH: SCRUBBER – Terry Jenkins

BEERMASTER: BUPS – Dave Hill

TRAILMASTER: KOALA – Billy Krieger

ON SEX: PNS 0408289562

 

 

 

Run # 9

THE ABBATOIR - KALAY

We’re doing something right cos’ we had 29 runners today from all over the world including Norway and New Zealand (Baa Baa!!). or was it the prowess that Kalay was a virginal hare never having set a trail before. On On up the road till we got to a cheque then on back past the start. The locals appeared everywhere not really knowing about this pack of poofters running around the streets only to get back and have a beer. Past the old UN HQTRS we went then on up to a falsie. The pack still pretty close with G4 up the front with Koala. On back we went surprising all the locals running through their property ‘Diak Kalay’ and ‘Butarde’ we yelled being very versed in the East Timor language. The hills arrived and our mate from Gambia said ‘No woories’ and off he went. Hashers were everywhere and yet they plodded on up to another falsie trail which caught everyone out, and the back runners were all of a sudden FRB’s. New Moose was leading the way through the local villages, the locals loving it as they hadn’t seen so many people since the invasion. On down to another cheque which virtually spelt the On Home. Not a bad run for a virgin

Down Downs: Kalay – Virgin Hare

The 5 boys from Singapore

Emma – New runner

G4 & Geoff Hill – new runners

Ribeino & Hartins from Portugal & new runners & cumming late

Arnt – New runner from Norway

Steve & Toney – for cumming late

Cumming Events:

Sydney Bushrangers 700th Wisemans Ferry NSW 20-22OCT $120 for the weekend

Cumming Runs:

RUN 10 02JUL PNS & Nobody 4.2km from Timor Aid turnoff to Jesus Statue

RUN 11 09JUL Wee Willy & Porky

RUN 12 16JUL Hubcap

RUN 13 23JUL Koala

RUN 14 30JUL New Moose

RUN 15 06AUG Bups

RUN 16 13AUG Slops & Nobody’s Revenge Run

RUN 17 20AUG PNS & G’sB Farewell Run

RUN 18 27AUG Scrubber

Virus Report

Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone what it did.

Ronald Regan virus – Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored

Mike Tyson virus – Quits after two bytes

Prozac virus – Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care

Viagra virus – Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

 

 

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