vol.1 |
Sanjay "The Critic" and Nancy "The
Shag Rules" Sekharan
As many people will attest, Sanjay ALWAYS
has a Roger Ebertesque opinion to all movies
that he sees. With everyone's love and anticipation
for his reviews, why not use the web as an
outlet for those looking to find out what's
REALLY GOOD to see! And since Nancy is a
ongoing movie lover, we decided to join forces.
Because of our love for dogs, we will rate
our movies based on a scale of 5. Follow
Sanjay and Nancy's reviews on this page for
up-to-date information on the latest movies.
The Watcher Directed by Joe Charbanic
Starring Keanu Reeves, James Spader, Marisa
Tomei, Robert Cicchini, Chris Ellis
Synopsis: The story follows Los Angeles transplant
Joel Campbell (James Spader), an ex-police
detective who has relocated to Chicago in
order to escape his past. It appears that
a dangerous serial killer, David Allen Griffin
(Keanu Reeves), has formed a special emotional
attachment to Campbell, luring him to Chicago
in order to continue their deadly game of
cat-and-mouse. Each game commences when Griffin
sends Campbell a picture of a young girl,
giving Campbell 24 hours to track her down
before she's murdered. After three tragic
failures, the stakes are upped when Griffin
kidnaps Campbell's beautiful psychiatrist,
Polly (Marisa Tomei), mimicking an earlier
event that drove Campbell to Chicago in the
first place.
Sanjay's Review:
With two more characters that Sanjay absolutely
loves (not!) in James Spader and Keanu Reeves,
this movie includes pathetic, non-emotional
acting. Spader is supposed to be scared of
Reeves but all he does is take drugs to make
him feel better (not a stretch for Spader).
For a movie that is supposed to be a thriller,
there is no true tension. The concept was
neat but being that this is Joe Charbanic's
first movie, I might give him a break. Then
again, maybe not!
Bedazzled Directed by Harold Ramis
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley,
Frances O'Connor, Orlando Jones, Lou Ferrigno
Synopsis: BEDAZZLED is a fiery romantic comedy
starring Brendan Fraser as Elliot Richards,
a bored and boring computer programmer who
is in love with Alison Gardner (Frances O'Connor),
a lovely coworker who doesn't even know he
exists. In a desperate attempt to gain Alison's
affections, Brendan naively strikes up a
deal with the devil (Elizabeth Hurley), a
seductive and wickedly naughty woman who
promises Elliot seven wishes in exchange
for his soul. The devil does her best to
torture Elliot's poor soul, giving him all
seven wishes, each of which in some way goes
astray.
Sanjay's Review:
Even with Elizabeth Hurley being the absolute babe that she is, this movie stinks. Although Fraser goes through different characters, there just isn't enough of a plot builder to warrant a good movie. That is all!
Beautiful Directed by Sally Field
Starring Minnie Driver, Joey Lauren Adams,
and the Pepsi Girl (Hallie Kate Eisenberg)
Synopsis: Mona (Driver)always wanted to be
a beauty queen. And that's all she wants.
She finds a friend, Ruby (Adams), who can
make costumes. Mona and Ruby grow up and
soon Mona inconveniently gets pregnant. Ruby
solves the problem: Mothers can't enter beauty
contests.
Seven years later, Ruby is acting as Vanessa's
(Hallie Kate Eisenberg) mother and looking
after the single-minded Mona. Mona qualifies
for the Miss America Miss finals. Then an
elderly patient commits suicide at the nursing
home where Ruby works. Ruby is accused. Who
will look after Vanessa? Who will look after
Mona? Mona and Vanessa head for the contest
and, miracle of miracles, Mona actually starts
thinking about her daughter.
Sanjay's Review:
Although I am not the largest Minnie Driver
fan, I'd have to say that this movie wasn't
so bad. It had a good story line with a few
different sub plots. However, it seemed like
Sally Field was trying to do too much in
the movie and that's why this movie ends
up dragging longer than it should. Many of
the sub plots are unnecessary or could have
been explored a little more. As much as I
have a distaste for the Pepsi Girl (and for
Pepsi), I would have to say she was the best
actor of the bunch.
Bless the Child Directed by Chuck Russell
Starring Kim Basinger, Jimmy Smits, Rufus
Sewell, Ian Holm, Arlys Bettis.
Synopsis: When Maggie O'Connors (Kim Basinger),
a nurse in a psychiatric ward, discovers
that members of a satanic cult have kidnapped
her autistic 6-year-old niece, Cody (Holliston
Coleman), she commits herself to fighting
against the forces of evil in order to get
the child back. A local police detective,
John Travis (Jimmy Smits) makes the connection
that Cody has the same birthday as several
other missing children in town, and sets
a course for tracking down the Satanists.
Sanjay's Review:
Many of the reviewers had compared this to
the Omen. That is an unfortunate missight
as this is really about a girl who is the
resurrection of Christ (versus the Omen where
the child is the son of Satan). It is also
a completely different story line where one
person is here to save the world versus one
who is trying to destroy/take over the world.
I really loved the concept of a person who
will bring people to God with Satan trying
to turn her to the "Dark Side".
It is your quintessential Good vs. Evil movie
with Rufus Sewell playing an average Devil.
However, there are some parts of this movie
that just seem to not make sense. For instance,
when Maggie find a Nun to help her, it seems
as though the Nun comes from nowhere..there
is no story behind them meeting and the Nun
seems to know everything about Cody. Still
I highly recommend this movie as a rental.
Popcorn
For the movie lovers, here are some informative
websites:
Cinescape - Daily news and reviews on movies
Coming Attractions - Daily news and reviews on movies
Fandom - Check out this website on different topics,
from Spiderman to Lord of the Rings
Lord of the Rings - Official Lord of the Rings Website
Adcritic - Home to a collection of extremely funny
commercials
iFilm - Watch some cleverly created independent
films
AtomFilms - Watch some more cleverly created independet
films from all types of genres,including
Oscar nominated, "The Periwig Maker".