Rules of the Convent

1. Thou shalt not be overly sensitive.

2. Thou shalt think of more rules.

3. Thou shalt have ten rules.

4. Thou shalt make the rules like the ten commandments.

5. Thou shalt not be as restictive though.

6. Thou shalt try to use thou shalt in each rule.

7. Thou shalt have less rules if we can't think of ten.

8. Thou shalt make the rules funny.

9. Thou shalt make the rules and pretend they're funny even if they aren't.

10. Thou shalt make whosoever finds these rules unfunny, sleep with da fishes.