Hi, I'm Sister Beth Ann Fedameen. While working with the Peace Corps, I heard about Sister Candi's convent. This was something I could really dig. So I hopped an elephant outta the god forsaken hole I was in and headed back to the states. The best move I ever made. Not only is the food good, but I get to do what I like best. Help geeks become something other then geeks. I'm so fullfilled as a nun and (thanks to the cabana boy) as a woman.
Hi, I'm Sister Elle Esdee. I've been with the convent since almost the beginning. Cabana boy was my idea, good one don't you think. I really, really enjoy working with people who are down and out, lost their way, total freaks. Just one thing, don't touch me because I don't know where you've been.
Hi there, I'm Sister Mary Wanda. I've been with the sisterhood for several years now and I think it's one of the greatest experiences I've ever had. Straight or intoxicated. I feel that the need for some real in your face, kick ya in the balls, slap ya in the back of the head tough lovin' is long over due. And I say that with all the love I could possibly muster for you lost losers out there. I enjoy helping people reach a place in their lives where I would'nt be totally embarrassed to be seen with them in public. Maybe I can help you too.