'I thought I hit the curb when I parked!'

'Did somebody let that darned Cat out again?'

'The docks were too crowded so I thought I would take a short cut'

'Did anyone see where that poll came from?'

The deer must have been an Old Bastard too!

Boy, now that's what I call being knee deep in shit!

'My Fish is bigger than Yours!

Submitted by OB_Zandii

And you think you Old Bastards had Bad Days!

'Young_Zandii'

You can tell he was destined to be an Old Bastard!  He has already learned Smokey's toking technique

'Tell Me Again Why I'm Fired'

At Least The Old Bastard Can Still THINK BIG!!

Another Perfect Two Point Landing!