Note: None of these facts are specifically directed towards anybody. Usually when I say something up here, it applies to many situations I've heard and have come across. Also, this is mainly for entertainment purposes, so if you can't take a joke, this probably isn't something you should start reading. okay?
Current Survival Facts, for the purpose of many people's lives and the chaos within it:
1: When walking around in the dining area and you see pizza available, grab it. There's a 40% chance that when you see somebody take the last slice, you'll never get the opportunity to grab a slice from a new pizza again.
2: Skipping classes is not evil. It's a strategy.
3: Set the alarm clock on the other side of the room. If you put it right next to you, you can shut it off and fall back asleep again. If it's far away, you actually have to climb out of your bed to de-activate it, and then fall asleep standing up.
4: If you're one of those dudes who always complain that girls always go for the guys that are "jerks" or the guys that don't care at all about any particular person and are just looking for some quick fun, please realize this: YOU ARE GOING AFTER THE WRONG DAMN PEOPLE. This does apply with the genders switched too, but I wouldn't exactly know.
5: You can give people second chances. But not a third.
6: The rate at which time moves forward is always inversely proportional to how fast you're waiting for it to move forward. So in order to maintain the most constant rate, during slow classes, daydream and draw random stuff, and when passing the time hanging out with friends, don't have fun. =p
7: The Pokemon games are great. Everything else, such as the show and merchandising, are the crappy parts.
8: It's nearly a guarantee that every night, at least one person thinks about you in some way. What way exactly that is, I'd rather not find out. o_0
9: Everybody in the state of California must visit the Monterey Bay Aquarium at least once every two years in order to have an optimal life.
10: If your paper gets wet, please don't try heating it in the microwave in order to heal it.
11: The "top friends" list on myspace.com is, undoubtedly, the absolute worst invention of 2005, and very possibly a candidate for the worst invention of the century. Honestly, the drama being caused from it is absolutely ridiculous. "OMG I'm not on her top 8 she doesn't like me I need to do stuff to get on her list!" "Alright I'm 3rd on her list! Yay my life is happy I can sleep without sucking my thumb anymore!" "OH NO I fell 4 spots! What happened?! Was it that thing I said before?! But that was just a small thing?! What's going on how can this happen to meeeeeeee?!!"
12: If you only know one or two lines to a song, never try to sing the entire song using just those one or two lines over and over again. Memorize the rest of the stupid song.
13: There's a big difference between saying you're going to do something significant in your life soon and actually doing it.
14: Just because it's an essay doesn't automatically mean it needs a perfect 5 paragraph format with conclusions and certain numbers of sentences and evalutations and all that crap. Don't do anything that isn't even needed. Ask theteacher for details; it works wonders sometimes.
15: Instead of working way too hard trying to meet others' standards, setting your own standards and then factoring outside opinions in is way less stressful.
*more soon...*
Entries in bold were added in the most recent update.
Now, I always hope to add stuff to this list. But I don't want to be the only one that contributes to it. All of you, you can create facts for this list and I'll add them here when I can. Just contact me in any way saying what it is you want added on there. Facts by others will be in a different font color. I encourage you to do this in order to turn this into a ridiculously long list. Maybe it'll eventually evolve into something more. Hahahahahahaha.....
Entries in blue have been submitted by other people.
