"Ah, it is good to see that you will be serving my master. The 'Dark Side' of the Non-Scoring Force definitely flows strongly through you. Those years of rejection have made you powerful. There is still so much more for you to learn. Renounce the 'Light Side' completely, and my master and I will hone your skills so that you never score! You cannot change your mind now; you are forever his!"
NOTE: The Non-Scorer Staff would like to thank Lord Vader for taking time out of his busy rebellion squashing to chat with us. He by no means expresses the ideas of LucasArts or Lucasfilms. We do think, however, that he should get a new respirator, and possibly some mints. Oh, and just between you and us, the REAL reason he doesn't have any friends is because he sleeps with a stuffed Ewok doll, and after that secret got out, he's been cranky ever since.
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