The Non-Scorers Club test results...

1) Jennifer M. -- 13 Points. (Cool) 3/31/07

2) Headset -- 14 Points. (Cool) 1/1/01

3) Jennifer K. -- 21 Points. (Nearly Cool) 1/14/00

3) Jason D. -- 21 Points. (Nearly Cool) 6/12/00

3) Alicia G. -- 21 Points. (Nearly Cool) 11/25/01

6) Jake Cunningham -- 22 Points. (Nearly Cool) 6/1/00

7) Mike Duncan -- 24 Points. (Nearly Cool) 7/2/00

7) Nixie -- 24 Points. (Nearly Cool) 7/17/03

9) Sean Vierra -- 26 Points. (Kinda Cool) 8/12/01

10) Jennifer D. -- 27 Points. (Kinda Cool) 1/5/00

10) Michelle W. -- 27 Points. (Kinda Cool) 11/25/01

12) Anna J. -- 28 Points. (Kinda Cool) 8/15/01

13) Jon C. -- 30 Points. (More Spiffy) 11/25/01

13) Seth W. -- 30 Points. (More Spiffy) 8/11/02

15) Andrea B. -- 31 Points. (More Spiffy) 9/8/02

16) Taryn -- 32 Points. (More Spiffy) 5/16/03

17) Isaac Bertram -- 36 Points. (Spiffy) 1/29/00***

17) LucieX -- 36 Points. (Spiffy) 1/7/03

17) Hollie (Bi-Mart) -- 36 Points. (Spiffy) 3/27/03

20) Scott Frazier -- 38 Points. (Spiffy) 2/4/00

20) Joni C. -- 38 Points. (Spiffy) 1/17/08

22) Tianna D. -- 39 Points. (Spiffy) 8/12/01

23) Tifani F. -- 40 Points. (Not Bad) 9/24/04

24) Heide K. -- 41 Points. (Not Bad) 12/19/03

25) DrawFour -- 43 Points. (Not Bad) 7/17/03

26) Mike (Seth's Roommate) -- 44 Points. (Not Bad) 8/11/02

26) Kristi -- 44 Points. (Not Bad) 4/9/07

28) Lisa -- 45 Points. (Passable) 5/12/07

29) Justin "Lump" Lindland -- 47 Points. (Passable)

30) Elyse -- 53 Points. (Tolerable) 5/12/07

31) Brad Brown -- 55 Points. (Less Dreary) 1/19/00

32) Carrie Giles -- 65 Points. (Less Wussy) 11/10/00

Average Non-Scoring Score: 34.09.

That's all we have at the moment. To stack your name up with the rest, send your test score to the e-mail address below. Peace.

*** This is a reminder to all people who attempt to cheat the Non-Scoring test. It DOES NOT work! Isaac cheated on his test! Knowing that he would want as low a score as possible, the Non-Scorers Club has decided to ADD an additional 25 points to Isaac's score. It was originally 11, but we believe he cheated on several questions to achieve a score that low. Not only that, but considering his standing in life (as it pertains to what he has done with women), there is NO WAY POSSIBLE that he would have the lowest score of anyone who has ever taken this test. You have been warned. If you cheat, you WILL be caught, and your score will pay the price!

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