1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World"
incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours
upside down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall,
without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank
the doors
open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and
ask them to call you Admiral.
8. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and
then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"
9. Meow occasionally.
10. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.
11. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the
side.
12. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce
"You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
13. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other
passengers.
14. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is
that your
beeper?"
15. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
16. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red
buttons.
17. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
18. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
19. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more
suitable host
body."
20. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
21. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
22. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
23. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
