1.Stick your palm open under the stall
wall
and
ask your
neighbor,"May I
borrow a highlighter?"
2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I
shouldn't
put my
lips on
that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every
time
somebody
breaks the silence with
a
bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen
that
color
before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh
MAN!!! My
glass
eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is
cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud
for
30
seconds and
then drop a
cantaloupe into
the toilet bowl from a high
place
and
sigh
relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get
there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of
humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with
Mountian
Dew.
Squirt it erratically
under the
stall walls of your neighbors
while
yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy!
11. Say," Interesting....more
sinkers
than
floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube,
spread
peaunt
butter on a wad of
toliet
paper and drop it under the
stall
wall
of
your
neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops,
could you kick that back over
here,
please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy!
Don't
fall
asleep on
me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks
like
a
maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that
drain
hole
was
a
little too small. Now
what am
I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum
cadence
over
and
over
again on your butt
cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toliet
paper,
conspicusly
lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous"
newsletter
on
the
floor visiable to the
adjacent
stall.
18. Lower a small mirror
underneath
the
stall
wall and adjust it so
you can
see your neighbor and say,
"Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the
floor
under
the
stall wall and sing "Born Free"
