Here are some actual warning labels posted on real products.
1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside".
3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular
soap."
4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions:
Defrost."
5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down".
6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot
after heating".
7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body".
8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car
or operate machinery after taking this medication".
9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or
outdoor use only".
11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the
other use".
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions:
Open packet, eat nuts."
14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly".
15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain
with your hands or genitals".
16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid: "Do not use
on food."
17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste: "If swallowed contact
poison control."
18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent: "Remove clothing
before distributing in washing machine."
19. On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: Keep out of children."
20. On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: "Fits one head."
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