Question: An Ostrich sticks its head in the ground for one reason. What is it?
Answer: Well, ostriches don't stick their head in the ground!
Your answer( )

Question: A rope ladder is over the side of a ship. The rungs are 1 ft apart; the ladder is 12 ft long; the tide is rising at 4 inches an hr. When will the first 4 rungs be in water?
Answer: Did it ever occur to you that the rungs will rise up with the ship?!
Your answer: ( )

Question: Steve has three piles of sand and Mike has four piles of sand. If they put them all together, how many do they have?
Answer: If you put all the piles together that makes ONE big pile...catch my drift?
Your answer: ( )

Question: How can you throw a golf ball with all your might and -- without hitting a wall or any other obstruction -- have the ball stop and come right back to you?
Answer: Throw the golf ball straight up into the air!
Your answer: ( )

Question: How many 3-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Answer: 12! 12 makes up a dozen.
Your answer: ( )

Question: When examining planets in our solar system, we usually find traits shared by multiple planets. So, how many planets in our solar system have earthquakes?
Answer: Just one. Only EARTH can have EARTHquakes.
Your answer: ( )

Question: Which weighs more: three pounds of Gold or three pounds of feathers?
Answer: They each weigh a whole three pounds!
Your answer: ( )

Question: Take the number 48, divide it by 1/2, and then subtract 10. What do you get?
Answer: 86. If you take 48 and divide it by 1/2 or 0.5 you get 96. Subtract ten and you get 86!
Your answer: ( )

HERE ARE THE SCORES:

8 RIGHT - GENUIS
7 RIGHT - ABOVE NORMAL
6 RIGHT - NORMAL
5 RIGHT - UNDER NORMAL
3-4 RIGHT - IDIOT
1-2 RIGHT - SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR
0 RIGHT - BRAIN DEAD

Back Home