Why 'N SYNC Will Be Remembered Longer

TOP TEN REASONS WHY 'N SYNC WILL BE REMEMBERED LONGER THAN BSB!

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10. 'N SYNC is like 500 times more cuter than BSB!

9. Justin's Day Glo Fro

8. Howie and Kevin from BSB joined *N Sync and changed their name from 'N SYNC to the Seven Dwarfs. Each one got a special "dwarf" name.

JC - Sleepy
Justin - Homie
Howie - Trolly
Chris - Billy (as in BILLY GOAT)
Kevin - Browy
Joey - Flirty
Lance - Country

7. It was later exposed that 'N SYNC wasn't just a knock off of NKOTB, they were actually CLONES of NKOTB.

6. Lou Pearlman came out and said that he had a special suit to make him look fat, when in fact he's really Justin Timberlake.

5. At one of those radio concerts, a fight broke out between 'N SYNC and BSB. The only people left were JC and Howie. JC slept through the whole thing, and no one wanted to touch Howie. Who knows where he's been!

4. 'N SYNC will be awarded with the World Record for the longest song title with "God Must Have Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Spent A Whole Shit Load Of Time On You, Your Mom, Your Dad, and Your Cousins".

3. Justin started a solo rap career and became the first artist to be a rappin' Milli Vinilli.

2. After a freak accident on stage, all five BSB members were gunned down by snipers. 'N SYNC's bodyguards were arrested for the attack.

1. 'N SYNC was responsible for bringing back the MMC!