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JC: You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
JUSTIN: Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
CHRIS: "Would you like to dance?"
GIRL: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't want to dance with you."
CHRIS: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
LANCE: I'd look good on you.
JOEY: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
JUSTIN: The word of the night is LEGS, let's go back to my room and spread the word.
LANCE: Hi my name is Joey, remember it, because you'll be screaming it all night long.
JC: If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
JUSTIN: You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you the bomb-diggity.
JOEY: I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock.
CHRIS: I wish you were the Pony Carousel outside K-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
JOEY: I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
LANCE: That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
CHRIS: You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
JC: You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
JUSTIN: My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard and serve hot.
LANCE: Was your dad a farmer? Cause you got great melons.
JUSTIN: "Did it hurt?"
GIRL: "What?"
JUSTIN: "Did it hurt when you fell on the bed of the Ladies Man."
CHRIS: Wanna play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo Choo.
JUSTIN: "We can go out for dessert and a movie?"
GIRL: "Okay."
JUSTIN: "When I mean dessert, I mean eating you out and when I mean movie, I mean filming it and we wouldn't be rating it PG-13!"
CHRIS: "Do you beleive in love at first site or do I have to walk by you again?"
JUSTIN: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
