CAUTION: Those of you who do not have a sense of humor, we suggest you not read this. This is, after all, just for fun. So, if you take it seriously and are offended, get a life. And if you feel you need to send us hatemail, go for it! Consider yourself warned!
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"My hair can be used for many things. Here, let me show you." - Chris
"Of course I'm a virgin. I'm only 18 -- HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" - Justin
"Are those real?" - Joey
"I sleep with stuffed animals. Here's Pluto and Mickey and - what did you say your name was?" - JC
"Go ahead and run your fingers through my hair -- oh wait, forget about it. I haven't showered in a week." - Chris
"If you had Christmas on one thigh and Easter on the other, could I visit between holidays?" - Joey
"Did I ever tell you I'm from the South and I like to visit there frequently?" *wink wink, nudge nudge* - Lance
"Yup, that's right -- I do bring my video camera everywhere. And I have all the tapes to prove it... here's Bambi, here's Donna, here's Cindy... wanna be the next in my collection?" - Joey
"My hair glows in the dark... wanna go up to my hotel room andsee for yourself?" - Justin
"Sorry about the pregnancy. I'll be more careful this time." -Joey
"Wanna take a shower with me? It's been a week since I last took one." - Chris
"It's not my fault we ran out of gas right in front of this Motel 6. I swear I don't know these three girls and I never told them to meet me here." - Joey
"Are you crazy? We can't do it in here. This is a MERCEDES." - Justin
"I swear there was some horseback riding place here... oh well. I guess we'll just have to ride something else." (Ride it, ride it, ride it..) - Lance
"You're only 16? Damn. Too bad we're not in Kentucky right now."- Chris
"Aw, come on -- it's not like you always get the chance to spank an albino." - Lance
"Yeah, we got to be really close friends as the years passed. We're like a tag team." - J.C. and Justin
