Barney is Evil!

yeah, you all know who I'm talking about. That*GAG* cute, purple dinosaur that we all love sooooooo very much. Make me gag why don't ya?

But, really. I have reasons to believe that this purple dinosaur is in fact evil. I think him and that bald kid, Callliou, are in it together. They both try to seem cute, and they both have those oh so annoying theme songs going on!!!

well, now I am going to show you why I believe he is evil. Evidence, shall we say.

1. His little ' I love You' line-

Just think about this for a moment.. Barney always says' I love you, don't you love me too?' and do you notice how he makes it sound like a threat or a demand? Thats because it is THAT line that he uses to spread his evil hypnotism.

2. How he's always so damned perky

ok, I'm perky a lot of the time. But Barney?! Have you ever once seen the guy depressed or upset about ANYTHING?! Even those stupid kids he hangs with get depressed every now and then. But no, not Barney. He has too much love * gag* and joy*cough* surrounding him to make him sad. Every normal thing gets sad every once in a while. Why dosn't Barney? Cos he's EVIL!!!

3. the heel clicky thing

If that dosn't scare you, I don't know what will. I only know one other person who does that, and beleive me, she's pretty evil.

4. Baby Bop

another example of Barneys oh so perkiness. Even his fellow dino bud, B.B gets upset sometimes. But not the evil, evil Barney......