There are those who go for it... Those who don't... And those who just sit around taking dumps...
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"The surf looks good today", replied one turd to another. "You gonna go for it?"
"You know it", the other turd responded as he paddled out on his surfcorn.
Meanwhile, on the porsolin beach, two other spectating turds were watching. "People could die on waves like that!", one said to the other.
Suddenly someone flushed the john and the waves turned outrageous!
The surfing turds were rippin it; hangin ten, the whole deal. Then, suddenly they were horrified to see the spiraling waves turn from "tubular" to "drainular"!
"DAAAAIIIIIHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" the turds screamed as they and their surfcorns were being sucked down the cruel drain...
The beach spectators continued to watch. "Boy, I sure love soaking up the flourescents... I think I might have forgot to put on my peanut butter lotion though...", one turd said.
"Aren't you going to save them?!", the other turd demanded.
"Tch, I'm not a lifeguard!", he responded.
"What on Earth difference does that make? Aren't you gonna save them from the cruel drain?"
"That's what plungers are for."
