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I have a big crush on my brother's best friend. One day while getting out of the shower, I slipped and fell between the tub and the toilet. I kept struggling to get up, but I was really lodged in, so I screamed for my dad to come help. When my dad opened the door both my brother and my crush were standing behind him! Having my crush see me stuck in that situation was horrible enough, but I didn't even have time to reach for a towel!

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I was swimming with my friend and a guy I liked. My friend went into the house when we got out of the pool, leaving me alone with my crush. I started rambling on about nothing, totally oblivious that my swim top had come down on one side. A few minutes later my friend came out, saw me and screamed, "Oh my GOD, your boob!"

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One day I really had to go to the bathroom, but I was already late for math class so I decided to wait and just ask the teacher if I could go once I was in class. BIG MISTAKE. My teacher told me I couldn't leave, so I held it for like 40 minutes, praying I could make it until the bell rang. Then this guy cracked a hilarious joke under his breath and I started laughing. All of a sudden I started peeing right at my desk! The boy sitting behind me had his feet on the back of my chair, and the pee dripped on his sneakers! He pulled his feet back and yelled "GROSS! What is that??" I got up and ran to the bathroom as fast as I could. I was SO embarrassed!!

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I thought this girl in my history class was so hot, and I wanted to ask her to our Valentine's Day dance. So after a lot of prodding my buds, I got up all my nerve and went up to her before class. I started stammering about something totally lame--I think I said something like, "Hey, did you get the info about the extra credit history assignment for this class?" And she looked me right in the eye and said, "No, but did you know that your zipper is undone?" I looked down, and sure enough my fly was wide open. I turned bright red-and, of course, I never got around to asking her out.

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I was planning to throw a sleepover for my Sweet 16, but none of my friends could make it on the night I wanted. Feeling totally bummed, I went out for a run to boost my mood. When I came home, I was all sweaty, so I headed for the bathroom--peeling off my clothes as I went. By the time I hit the living room, I was completely nekkid. Just then, my friends turned on the lights as they yelled "SURPRISE!!" Three guy buds and four girl pals had thrown me a surprise birthday party--and there I was in my birthday suit! Even worse, I was so shocked that I peed on myself in front of everyone.

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One day in math class, I was blabbing to a guy friend of mine when I looked down and noticed a sheet of fabric softener hanging out of the bottom of my pant leg. Since I'm totally comfortable around this guy, I pulled it out and handed it to him, explaining how clueless I must be cause I hadn't noticed it all day. He glanced at it and said, "What's this??" I turned bright red when I looked down and saw one of my pubic hairs stuck to it. He stood up in front of the whole class and publicly announced my pube shedding. It was hairy.

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