Jay is the purply-blue Orgy-Tubby, and he's also the biggest. He's a charmer, through and through, from his affectionate cheek kisses to the bratty way he shakes his favourite microphone cord. Jay is such a lovable, adorable Tubby that fans don't mind climbing stairs just to give him a big kiss.

Despite his overwhelming popularity and sex appeal, Jay is rather down-to-earth and friendly. However, he's somewhat of a picky eater. He loves astronaut paste, but is allergic to shrimp. These odd food preferences make him a bit thin, but he works out by pumping his mike stand around wildly.

Incidentally, Jay doesn't carry a handbag either, if you catch my drift. He does not follow the winding road, so all you groupies can stop asking.