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Hey peolpe. Here's some jokes, feel free to email me more(the email is at the bottom of this page).
Q: What do you get when you cross ice-cream and a shark?
A: frostbite
Q: Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
A: Because if you don't C sharp, you'll B flat!
Q: What did the mother cow say to her calf?
A: It's pasture bedtime!
Q: What snake can be mowed?
A: A grass snake!
Q: What can you serve but not eat?
A: A tennis ball
Q: What is the most important use for cowhide?
A: To hold the cow together!
Q: What do eggs and a losing team have in common?
A: They both get beaten!
Q: What kind of sharks never eat women?
A: Man-eating sharks!
Q: Why do elephants have wrinkes?
A: Because they're to big to iron out!
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words!
Q: Where do elephants go to have fun?
A: To a-moo-sment parks!
Q: Why are movie stars so cool?
A: Because they have so many fans!
Q: What kind of beans won't grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans
Q: What do you get when cross a centipede and a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missle toe
Q: What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A: a boo-boo
Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
A: because Robin ate all the worms
Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: Why do witches ride brooms?
A: because vacuum cleaners are too hard to fly!
Q: How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
A: He starts coffin
Q: What news paper does the Jetstones read?
A: USA Tommorow
Q: What news paper does the Flintstones read?
A: USA Yesterday
May 27th, 1998:
Q: One man left New York at 9:00AM driving at 80mph to Florida. A second man left from New York at 10:00PM
going the same direction as the first man, but the second man went at 100mph. Where will they meet?
A: In Jail(speed limit is only 65mph).
In case you didn't notice, there's no more jokes...(man some people are dumb)
Email: weird00@geocities.com
