What happens when Dubya takes Viagra?

He gets taller.

But don't blame Dubya, who suffers from at least 20 phobias. Namely:Athazagoraphobia (fear of being ignored)

Ballistophobia (fear of missiles)

Bibliophobia (fear of books)

Catagelephobia (fear of being ridiculed)

Centophobia (fear of new ideas)

Decidophobia (fear of making decisions)

Deipnophobia (fear of conversation)

Didaskaleinophobia (fear of school)

Dikophobia (fear of justice)

Epistemophobia (fear of knowledge)

Glossophobia (fear of speaking in public)

Hereiophobia (fear of challenges to official doctrine)

Hippopotomonstreseguippedaliophobia (fear of long words)

Hypengyophobia (fear of responsibility)

Logophobia (fear of words)

Phronomophobia (fear of thinking)

Sinistrophobia (fear of the left)

Sophophobia (fear of learning)

Dubya frequently gets lost in thought because it is such unfamiliar territory.(6 MAY 2001)

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