America and its allies could completely discombobulate Islamic terrorists by bringing poetic justice to terrorist Osama bin Laden.
How? The key ingredient is the Taliban, the Islamic fundamentalist sect that has returned Afghanistan to the dark ages of the 7th Century.
Thanks to the Taliban, rodents are the only creatures there with lower status than females. Females in Afghanistan can’t be seen, heard, employed or educated.
Afghanistan women are routinely beaten, stoned and shot to death without trial for attracting any kind of attention.
Their draconian existence provides the means for Bin Laden’s deserved comeuppance as a “guest” and supporter of the Taliban. Here’s the scenario:
Capture Bin Laden alive and take him to an American hospital for a radical sex-change operation. Feed him estrogen and remove his facial and chest hairs.
Once the transformation is complete, smuggle him back into Afghanistan, dress him in a burqa and turn him over to the Taliban as a “crazy woman who thinks she’s Osama bin Laden.”
After Bin Laden is executed on some soccer field, release photographs and other evidence of his surgical and chemical alterations. (14 OCTOBER 2001)
