Could decadence destroy America ala Sodom, Gomorrah and the Roman Empire?
No way, Jose. But wait: What about freak dancing, the newest craze in teenland?
Beyond just close encounters with hands on heinies, freak-dancers in high schools and teen nightclubs look like pimpled extras in the motion picture Dirty Dancing.
Pelvis to pelvis, pelvis to buttocks and sometimes sandwiched between two or more pelvises, the “freaks” grind their private parts against each other with total abandon.
Responding to parental complaints, school administrators are quickly mandating neutral zones between the envelope-pushers.
Freak aficionados counter that older generations are violating freedom of expression and that the body rubs don’t stimulate hormones.
Yeah, sure. Everything stimulates teen hormones. (28 OCTOBER 2001)
