It happened again.
One whole week to get outraged and nothing happens to spawn a Letter from The Editor.
Nothing but good news:
--America likely will launch a preemptive strike against Iraq. Hooray.
--Terrorists didn’t even sneeze on Sept. 11. Hooray.
--Federal prosecutors are finally going after criminal corporate executives. Hooray.
--Anne Nicole Smith is getting fat and panned for her lack of talents beyond gold-digging. Hooray.
--Medical researchers are finding good things to say about the moderate uses of red wine, butter and eggs. Hooray.
--McDonald’s is reducing artery-clogging fats in its French fries. Hooray.
--The next Miss America won’t have exposed her breasts to a hidden camera. Hooray. (15 SEPTEMBER 2002)
