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Ozzy Osbourne and his potty-mouthed family represent England’s payback for the American Revolution.

More than 225 years after gaining independence, the United States once again is under attack by Great Britain—this time by rapid-fire four-letter obscenities from an imported “cultural icon.”

Once infamous for hard-edged rock “music” driven by illicit drugs, wrung-out Osbourne has re-emerged as a popular cable staple for the vocabulary-challenged underclass.

Osbourne and his wife should be investigated, arrested and prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of their children by butchering the King’s English.

If that action upsets First Amendment supporters, f—k ‘em. (23 FEBRUARY 2003)

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