Washington D.C.’s health department plans to dispense 625.000 free condoms next year to stem America’s high incidence of AIDS.
No surprise there. What is surprising, however, is that 45,000 of them are latex dental dams and 30,000 are female condoms.
Exotic condom varieties used to include natural skins, ribs, ridges, bumps, colors and flavors.
When did condoms for mouths and vaginas arrive?
They aren’t on pharmacy shelves in Small Town, USA or distributed in neighborhood high schools or armed forces pro kits.
What’s next? Oral douches?
The wallet rubber is disappearing into antiquity. Now that’s a real blow. (7 DECEMBER 2003)
