Hourly Ford Motor Co. workers in Detroit, Mich. can spend only six minutes an hour in the restroom—a total of 48 contractual minutes in an assembly-line shift.
The vehicle manufacturer claims its employees are abusing the limits while eliminating their excess body fluids..
Hey, subtracting two of those six potty-break minutes for rapid transit to and from the crapper leaves only four minutes for evacuating the bowels.
Heaven help the poor sod if he or she is constipated for has other issues such as being anal about using toilet-seat tissues or washing one’s hands.
And what if there are lines waiting to use the urinals or commodes?
Ford supervisors keeping track of bathroom breaks should either piss--or get off the pot. (13 NOVEMBER 2005)
