Thank the Internet for revealing those controversial Danish cartoons about Prophet Muhammad in scores of international websites.
You won’t find reprints of them in any mainstream American newspapers, magazines or television broadcasts.
Seems Islam prohibits visual portrayals of the prophet, with penalties including beheading, stoning and, of course, bombing.
Nevermind that Islamic laws don’t apply in America or other parts of the free world
They only apply to the billion or so Muslims who still don’t know what Prophet Muhammad looks like.
Many Muslims also don’t want heathens or believers to glimpse the faces, ankles or other parts of women.
Ergo, the secret is out. Prophet Muhammad may have been a female.
To counter any suspicions about his own gender, The Editor includes a cartoon likeness of himself.
Let the riots begin. (26 FEBRUARY 2006)
