Remember that memorable scene in the motion picture, 10?
A Great Dane flees when the old lady farts. Seems the dog was beaten whenever Grandma broke wind.
A new social practice probably will have household animals fleeing after their masters expire, but before morticians arrive to remove the stiffs.
Funeral-industry spokespersons say there is a growing trend for people to be buried with their family companions in pet-friendly sections of cemeteries.
Fluffy or Bowser get the needle simply because their owners don’t want to be lonely in eternity?
Are the animal carcasses simply wedged into the caskets? Are they also embalmed with Everglo to enhance their complexions?
Do mourners erect fire hydrants or scratching posts alongside the gravestones?
Where is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) when you need it?
All dogs go to Heaven, but you can’t say the same thing about their masters. (5 MARCH 2006)
