Real nudists bare their bods in camps or beaches in isolated areas away from prying eyes.
They usually don’t unfrock in public to make political statements, unlike hundreds of participants in the World Naked Bike Ride staged in 70 cities since 2004.
Nude and nearly nude cyclists in Saturday’s 10-mile skinny trip through St Louis, Mo. were protesting America’s dependence on oil.
Oh yeah? Just what greases their gears and helps produce their tubes and tires? Oil, that’s what.
And don’t forget the fuel necessary to get the bike parts to factories and stores around the county.
And the oil that helps produce the asphalt for streets and paths used by bicyclists.
The latest indecent exposures apparently didn’t produce auy arrests. Just a lot of petroleum jelly smeared on chafed crotches. (17 AUGUST 2008)