What drives porcine politicians to hate America?
First, Dubya adviser Karl Rove (”Bush’s Brain”) works tirelessly to dismantle basic constitutional guarantees.
Then broadcast bloviater Rush Limbaugh, default leader of the Republican Party, says he wants President Barack Obama to fail.
It must have something to do with their unpopular status in secondary and higher education. Oh wait, Limbaugh flunked out in his first college term,
Or perhaps it’s because both could play Jabba the Hutt without cosmetic aids.
Or that both could be cast as lead actors in a sequel to Revenge of the Nerds.
It’s now clear that conservatives favor gross mediocrity in their leaders. How else could you explain Alaska Gov . Sarah Palin and Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal as GOP standard bearers? (8 MARCH 2009)
