Snorkels are used only by submerged divers and submarines to access surface air?
If only that were true.
Snorkeling also was intended by a kinky U.S. Representative from New York while grab-assing with male shipmates in the Navy and staff members in Congress.
The Honorable Eric Massa of District 29 resigned last week after the House Ethics Committee launched a probe of alleged sexual harrassment by the married freshman Democrat.
It seems snorkeling, a newly naughty term swimming just below the radar with tea-bagging and fracking, is a gay code word for oral sex.
Massa has single-handedly disposed of the notion that only Republican representatives and senators are swarmy closet queens who proposition male pages in the U.S. Capitol and undercover cops in airport restrooms.
Hey, if statistics are correct, up to 50 members of the House and Senate are homosexual, bisexual or transexual.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. (14 MARCH 2010)
