Bald men rarely get elected President of the United States.
The only exception since Martin Van Buren in 1836? Dwight D. Eisenhower, who twice beat another chrome dome: Adlai E. Stevenson.
How many other skinheaded politicos can you name?
Politics is all about hair. Nevermind other factors working for or against a candidate.
Too much hair, however, translates automatically into oversized egos and questionable ethics.
Consider Rod Blagojevich, the deposed and scandal-plagued former governor of Illinois. He has humongous hair.
And now Donald Trump, the frequently bankrupt loudmouth financier flirting with the Republican nomination for President.
The Donald's growth could furnish an eagle's nest.
He wants proof that President Obama was born in America. Yeah, well what about proof that Trump's do isn't a toupee? (24 APRIL 2011)
