Isn't there some ordinance punishing individuals for urinating in public?
Yes, unless you are a geriatric with common bladder issues.
And, yes, unless you're a professional football player relieving yourself on the sidelines during a game.
What? A healthy young whippersnapper takes a whiz in full view of a live television camera and nobody calls the cops?
The San Diego Charger kicker bled his lizard while kneeling behind makeshift screening from spectators. He then failed to punt a crucial field goal and his team lost, naturally.
Hundreds of demonstrators in recently occupied territory routinely leaked on public park sod, plants and trees because the portable loos also were--wait for it--occupied.
Hey, some collateral damage is unavoidable when pissed-off masses protest unfair consequences of conservative trickle-down economics.
Right-wing pundits wet their pants about nonviolent civil disobedience, but ignored indecent transgressions of the player in a violent contact sport.
Go figure. (4 DECEMBER 2011)
