Time to yank female chains:
Men normally don't enjoy fashion shows and ballet performances.
Women, however, obviously equate beauty with skeletonized models and ballerinas.
Men demand more than pretty faces and don't lust after flat chests. They equate hooters with the distaff side.
Emaciated fashion models sag in all the wrong places because of deliberate starvation.
Ballerinas, however, bind their chests to improve aerodynamics and avoid painful jiggles during their many leaps and bounds.
That's a pity. Ballerinas are the fittest female athletes around. Fashion models, however, are the closest living thing to zombies. (10 MARCH 2013)
