Striking someone with your shoe is the ultimate demonstration of disrespect in the Middle East.
But Las Vegas, Nev. is in America's Far West--not the world's arm pit.
Former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton this week joined the legacy of other famous world leaders who have been soled: Dubya and former United Kingdom Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Hillary, like Dubya, dodged the missile--this time thrown by a blonde woman still unidentified after her arrest by the U.S. Secret Service.
The attack occurred while Hillary was addressing 1,000 solid-waste management conventioneers at the Mandalay Bay Hotel.
Adding to the mystery is the other material thrown by the "uninvited guest:" printed information about Latin American revolutionary Che Guevara.
Stay tuned for the latest poop on this incident. (13 APRIL 2014)