Forget the tell-tale images and symbols of middle age.
You know: The anticipatory smirks on their whiskered faces as they approach home after completing manly tasks.
Or the couple occupying abutting bathtubs. Or the--Wait, you get the point.
Enter the newest flack for erectile-dysfunction medications: Linette Beaumont, a sultry blonde soap-opera actress from London, England.
The 44-year-old bombshell with a come-hither British accent is the first of many sex goddesses to promote Viagra.
Nevermind that V is basically the same as Cialis, Levitra, Staxyn and Stendra. Linette's siren call ups the E.D. ante.
A video starring Beaumont has her saying: "The Taliban don't like my knickers."
Screw the turbans, Linette. Your knickers are simply smashing. (9 NOVEMBER 2014)