Millions of enslaved North Koreans worship an endomorph deity whose poop doesn't stink.
Even folding a newspaper across his printed image is an offense punishable by death.
Scores of tinpot generals with Nazi-style hats scoot after the platform-heeled dictator, noting his every word, observation and grunt for posterity in government edicts and school textbooks.
And guess what? The clown's cyber hackers--Unit 121-- just denied Americans the right to free expression in cinematic parody.
Kim Jong-un's "Guardians for Peace" trespassed into the electronic inner sanctum of Sony Pictures Entertainment.
They then used confidential information to blackmail SPE into cancelling distribution of The Interview, a stoner flick that ends with the cretin's head exploding.
North Korea just guaranteed that millions more movie fans now will pay dearly to view bootlegged copies of the forgettable film. (21 DECEMBER 2014)
