Cherchez la femme.
French for "look for the woman," an aptly applied phrase in France's search for suspected terrorist Yayat Boumeddiene.
Yayat, 26, is the girlfriend of Amedy Coulibaly, alleged killer of an unarmed policewoman in Montrouge.
Coulibaly, 32, was killed by police as he martyred himself after killing four of several hostages in a Paris delicatessen.
According to Muslim folklore, Coulibaly will go to Heaven and receive a martyr's ration of milk, honey and 72 virgins.
There's one major glitch.
It's tough these days to find one virgin, let alone 72--especialLy since jihadists die en masse in the Middle East and you're looking at a diminished supply of untouched nubile females.
If Yayat gets offed by police, what does she get as a martyress? No male, dead or alive, would admit he's a virgin.
The only solution is to grant Yayat the right to have any man in heaven. (11 JANUARY 2015)
