Bush Lite, who can't speak without butchering the English language, declares that America's systems of learning will be his No. 1 priority.
The Maestro of Malaprops holds a bachelor's degree from Yale University and a master's degree from Harvard University. But he can't string together two or more words without help.
At least President Bill Clinton, whatever his sexual indiscretions, is a Rhodes Scholar who can speak intelligently and spontaneously without prepared remarks.
Dubya is not only vocabulary-challenged. He doesn't understand anything about the world beyond Texas.
Bush Lite will govern America by proxy, relying on his handlers to craft his responses and initiatives.
A la Reagan, Dubya will smooze his way though the next four years.(31 DECEMBER 2000)
